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I wouldn’t mind terribly of something nice and interesting happened but I’m weird and people don’t like me
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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7 midget bites on my bum what
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Literally have not stopped laughing for the past hour omg PEBIS and VAGIBA
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i think graham norton should win eurovision for mocking every single representative from the other European countries
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the worst is when bohemian rhapsody starts playing in your ipod and you’re on the bus and you have to hold yourself down and not sing out loud and vocalize every guitar solo
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